Quotes
I am a big fan of quotes, especially the witty ones. Collecting good quotes from the web is one of my hobbies, as geeky as it may sound. But I have a huge collection of quotes. Some of my favourites are;- Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun!
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Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go!
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people!
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Cigarette: a fire at one end, a fool at the other & a bit of tobacco in between!
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Political TV commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points & qualifications in just 30 seconds!
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Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise!
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket & rejoices that the system works!
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Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back!
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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best!
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Some make things happen; some watch what happens; some wonder what happened!
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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that benjamin franklin said it first!
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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention!
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To err is human. To blame someone else for your errors is even more human!
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Theft from a single author is plagiarism. Theft from three or more is research.
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One way to make your old car look better is to look up the price of a new model!
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The one who says it can't be done shouldn't interrupt the one doing it!
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Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you weren't!
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit, call it the target!
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Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
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Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence!
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Death and taxes are inevitable; at least death doesn't get worse every year.
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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
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If you fall in river there is a boat, if you fall in well there is rope, but if you fall in love there is no hope.
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Regular naps prevent old age... Especially if you take them while driving.
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
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